It's Opening Day!!!

It's finally here. The beginning of baseball season. The battlin' bucs are for the time being tied for first. We haven't had a winning season since 1992. Yep, that's right, 1992. Not, we haven't won the World Series. That would be 1979. But we have lost more games than we've won in every season since 1992. But...this is a new year. But...this is a new owner. But...this is a new GM. But...God?